7.15.2007

Confucius: 'Man who farts in church sits in own pew'

A random summer lesson learned: When you're the only member of a household who will eat watermelon, and you don't plan on having any fellow watermelon-loving houseguests, it's best not to buy a whole watermelon. You will eat much watermelon over a weekend. A crazy amount of watermelon, really.

I no longer like watermelon so much.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does this mean that there will be one less entry in the Three Oaks watermelon-eating contest?

Anonymous said...

That's why I always pay double to get the quarters of watermelon from the grocery store, even if they are about the same as a whole watermelon.

Anonymous said...

Or if you're like Katie, it will sit in the fridge for two weeks and this guy will throw out 3 qtrs of said watermelon, mumbling to himself the entire 5 steps to the garbage can. Happens every two weeks like clockwork on Cobbler Ct.

sarahkate60120 said...

Anna will be happy to come over anytime you have extra watermelon. While she's little, only 20 lbs, she probably could eat her weight in watermelon.

Julie Anne

Anonymous said...

THIS SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING DIET IDEA.....WATERMELON ALL THE TIME, ANY TIME AND WATCH THE POUNDS MELT AWAY AS YOU MAKE FOURTEEN BAZILLION TRIPS A DAY TO THE BATHROOM. HEY, WHATEVER WORKS!!

Anonymous said...

Was it seedless?


Jen